Sunday, November 9, 2008

SPRAY GLUE IS BAD FOR GETTING IN YOUR EYELASHES AND THEN YOU CAN'T BLINK ANYMORE FOR 12 OR 57 DAYS.....

I think las vegas suites are really dope. I drove by one once when I was drunk. Wait no, I wasn't driving, Mar was sober, and she was driving. Yeah. We went to this truck stop and I had a dollar. I put it in a slot machine and I won five dollars. But Mar stoled it from me and used it for a shower ticket because we were both dirty from being in the desert for so long. I ordered a piece of cheesecake, and the waiter brought me the biggest piece I have ever seen. That was ok because we had to share it. It made us both full and happy. Then we were both clean and full. I don't think I really need medication. None at all. Doctors are stupid. How can you keep it clean when all you ever talk about is dirt???? I am totally having inspirational issues. I need a little more crazy and a lot less PPHead.....

2 comments:

mackey said...

Oh honey..... i hear you.
It's funny how we joke about this shit yet it really does cause us so much pain.
I hope u r better soon.

SpicyBug said...

are you becoming 1 with the liquor store?