EVERYONE IS SICK....IN THE HEAD

Found some Ephedrasil hardcore while perusing the internet. Seems as though you can find anything you want to online these days. And I do mean ANYthing....
Me an Halie were laughing about Jeff Dunhams' little friend Achmed saying he has poliosis, then we looked on the internet, then we found out it is an actual medical condition. Go figure. It's when you have a patch or stripe of totally white hair. Like Elvira. Poliosis. Who knew??
We tried to find out what a naked turtle looks like by using google images, but it seems as though no one else knows either. At least we couldn't find a photo of it anyways. No naked turtles. (There is a bar named that though.) If anyone finds a picture of a naked turtle - one with no shell - please let me know. I am so curious now......

BAT SHIT CRAZY....

Seriously. I cannot get enough of this song. It makes me wanna take a baseball bat and start smashing everything in my house. (It's mine I can do that if I want...) Find it - listen to it - let's go get smashed!!! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I. can. not. wait. for. this. tour....

"Burn It To The Ground"
~Nickelback~

well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
that shit makes me bat shit crazy
we've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out

We're going off tonight
to kick out every light
take anything we want
take everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
while we burn it to the ground tonight
ooooohhhhhhh

we're screaming like demons, swinging from the ceiling
I got a fist full of fifties, tequilia just hit me
ooooohhhhh
we got no class, no taste, no shirt, and shit faced
we got it lined up, shot down, firing back straight crown

We're going off tonight
to kick out every light
take anything we want
take everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
while we burn it to the ground tonight
ooooohhhhhhh

ticking like a time bomb, drinking till the nights gone
well get your hands off of this glass, last call my ass
weeelllll no chain, no lock, and this train won't stop
we got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out

We're going off tonight
to kick out every light
take anything we want
take everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
while we burn it to the ground tonight

IS REALLY COLD HERE NOW....

No snow yet, but frost on the windshield this morning. I hate winter. The only good part about it is all the baking and book reading. Did some looking for Amazon books, but I always wonder if they will really be as cheap as they are listed for. Like $1 for a "new" one. There are a few V.C. Andrews I need to complete a series I started reading a few years ago. Then there's good ol' Dean - who STILL hasn't put out the final installment of "Frankenstein" that I have waited on for at least 2 years now. I hate that too. I need closure man.....
Off to work again for me today and tomorrow. Yay. Love it.

Heeeeeeeeeeeer Mousey Mousey.....

Just push play. It will bore you out of your mind for about a minute and 50 seconds. Then - you will laugh!! Then - you will go ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!

My cookie!

He was our pet for about a week, as I lured him into trusting me with such yummy little treats. He even walked right up to me and sat there. Waiting. "Where's my cookie?" We all watched him dillying and dallying about the kitchen, thinking he was oh so special. And then, one day I set his cookie upon the contraption of doom.

SNAP!!

Rest in Peace Mr. Mousey

CHECK THIS ONE OUT!?

OMG! The price of gas must be taking new diet pills or something!! Can you see the prices? $1.89 per gallon, but wait - that was yesterday!! Last night we stopped and filled up to the tune of $1.86 by the latest sign numbers, and we got 10 cents off of that per gallon using our shoppers awards card! So in the end it was only $1.76 per gallon. I haven't seen gas prices that low in a very long time. I do remember when even this price was something we were all complaining about when it first started happening. If my memory is still intact, I am thinking that back in 1999 we were only paying around $1.20 for it. From what facts I can understand, the reason the price of gas keeps dropping has to do with the price of the barrels of oil, but also the lack of demand for it. I know our family uses as little as possible, and we are taking absolutely no trips to anywhere that aren't necessary. Maybe there are a lot more people like us out there that we thought. Back in the good old days, we used to pile up the kids and just take a drive soemtimes. Not anymore! Even with the prices dropping, it still isn't feasible. Now it should be time for the prices of groceries to follow along and come back down to earth as well. Dream on eh?

SPRAY GLUE IS BAD FOR GETTING IN YOUR EYELASHES AND THEN YOU CAN'T BLINK ANYMORE FOR 12 OR 57 DAYS.....

I think las vegas suites are really dope. I drove by one once when I was drunk. Wait no, I wasn't driving, Mar was sober, and she was driving. Yeah. We went to this truck stop and I had a dollar. I put it in a slot machine and I won five dollars. But Mar stoled it from me and used it for a shower ticket because we were both dirty from being in the desert for so long. I ordered a piece of cheesecake, and the waiter brought me the biggest piece I have ever seen. That was ok because we had to share it. It made us both full and happy. Then we were both clean and full. I don't think I really need medication. None at all. Doctors are stupid. How can you keep it clean when all you ever talk about is dirt???? I am totally having inspirational issues. I need a little more crazy and a lot less PPHead.....

FINALLY FRIDAY?

I wish it were the end of the week for me, but I still have to work both today and tomorrow.
Today is pay day, but that would only mean something if there were anything left after I pay the bills.
It's all just so blahh.
In my quest to lose weight, I have dropped a few pant sizes - to the point that I am rummaging around for old jeans of Halie's. It's kind of fun, but at the same time a bit depressing that it can't go faster.
One thing good did happen to me here last week or so. When I could afford to buy Pepsi - I always drank it, and saved the little points that come on it. I ended up winning a little bitty video camera called a Flip. It's about the size of a cell phone and takes a one hour video - all stored right inside. The software is inside too, so I don't have to mess with that either. I got in in the mail and was totally shocked! I have been wanting a video camera for so long, and all I was able to use up to now was the one on my little Kodak camera. It was not the best quality at all. But now I have one and I am pretty happy about it. Free always makes a girl happy!