Little bits and pieces of thoughts that live in my head.....
Men - are stupid. Most of them anyways. I should just be a lesbian....
My daughter - is going to have to learn the hard way I guess. She bought a "new" used vehicle. One that sucks gas and already has over a hundred thousand miles on it. She thought the tags and property taxes were included in the payment. Good luck with that. Hope you got a good emergency road service plan with it, and all I can say is it's a good thing your man is a mechanic. Jeebus.
If I have to hear one more meth-head smacking their lips and chewing on their own teeth - I think I might actually scream. It's so flipping gross and annoying. Also - take a dang shower already. No human should smell like that. ICK!
And STILL we have NO BABY. How long can this possibly take?
My cat - has lost his freaking mind. I think he's in love with my flip-flops. He waits till I take them off at the door, then sits on them and sniffs them. Gag.
I have two days off. Now what?
Men - are stupid. Most of them anyways. I should just be a lesbian....
My daughter - is going to have to learn the hard way I guess. She bought a "new" used vehicle. One that sucks gas and already has over a hundred thousand miles on it. She thought the tags and property taxes were included in the payment. Good luck with that. Hope you got a good emergency road service plan with it, and all I can say is it's a good thing your man is a mechanic. Jeebus.
If I have to hear one more meth-head smacking their lips and chewing on their own teeth - I think I might actually scream. It's so flipping gross and annoying. Also - take a dang shower already. No human should smell like that. ICK!
And STILL we have NO BABY. How long can this possibly take?
My cat - has lost his freaking mind. I think he's in love with my flip-flops. He waits till I take them off at the door, then sits on them and sniffs them. Gag.
I have two days off. Now what?
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You make me smile. <3
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